They never went to high school. They claim to have been homeschooled, but we all know that isn't a real high school.

They are very dumb. Nasty.

They suck. We been knew.

They won't let Noah bite them. What a coward.

They wear trifocals. Hahaha trifocal ass bitch

They are comfy. They are a very comfy person. Mayhaps they don't suck after all.

They dip french fries into potato soup. What the fuck.

They're old. They were born in the 1900s. What a boomer.

They always hurt themselves. They trip over everything. What a fucking idiot.

They take showers at 1 in the morning. Weirdo.

They killed Mr. Peanut. God damn it.

They won't listen to sea shanties with me. :(

They committed several war crimes in Albania. Damn it Rhys.

They got fired from a job they didn't even work at. "Whata" L.

They do not wear proper PPE when removing asbestos. Shame.